Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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