I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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