Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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