covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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