You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I look better un-naked...
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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