Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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