A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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