i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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