remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am spending my child support on dildos
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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