i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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