No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I love you.
Bad choice
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