Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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