i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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