I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
