after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
40s are totally the cure
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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