Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
