I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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