She announced her abortion via fbk
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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