Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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