Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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