like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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