what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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