Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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