he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
do herpes really smell.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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