we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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