haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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