shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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