No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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