: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
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