Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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