omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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