i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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