you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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