let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
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I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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