Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
