I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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