And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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