HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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