Its about making memories worth repressing
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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