Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
a search helicopter?!
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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