i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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