Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
as a side note pls kill me
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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