i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
one might say we're banned from that church
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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