I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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