i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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