It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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