Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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