This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
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I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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