she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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