there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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