Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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